Friday, August 21, 2009

Coming Soon to a XXX Website Near You...

Hi folks - I know you all get excited about upcoming releases, the hype and the teasers and so forth, so I thought I would share the upcoming releases that I have marked on my calendar.

First up is The 8th Day from Adam & Eve, starring Kayden Kross and a personal favorite of mine, Bree Olson (who stole the show in 2008's Carolina Jones). AVN puts it like this:

The 8th Day tells the story of the beautiful, young Samantha (Kayden Kross) who awakens from a cryogenic slumber to find the world she knew is gone... And time is running out in this apocalyptical erotic adventure. Overrun by brutal tribes of proto-humans, the city teems with spontaneous sexual fervor and rampant lawlessness. Samantha's one hope for salvation is the desert: a charismatic prince is restoring order to this new land. But when he takes Samantha under his wing and into his bed, he discovers who she really is and she must make the ultimate sacrifice. 

I put it like this: Doomsday + The Road Warrior + Evil Dead 4 + sex = The 8th Day. 

The 8th Day hits shelves on the 8th Day of September.

Next up is Wicked's 2040 - a big budget feature, also of the sci-fi persuasion, featuring all their contract girls except Stormy. Read a detailed description of the production and plot here; in the meantime, here is the synopsis in a nutshell:

In the year 2040, our society no longer uses human beings in porn. Instead, sex droids called "anabots" are used - they look and behave just like humans, and now with the introduction of  new prototype anabot, "MRA-5," they can also feel. Mira, the prototype, is brought on set to do a scene with a human - Randy Spears - who has been brought in last minute to replace a malfunctioning anabot. Mira is more human-like than anyone anticipated, and somewhere during that scene an emotional connection is established between Mira and Randy (playing his own son in the future!). Shenanigans ensue.

This feels very Blade-Runner-esque, as a forum friend pointed out. I'm simply stoked that such an ambitious project is being undertaken, apparently with some pride. I also *love* porn movies about porn. 2040 should be released some time in the next couple of months.















Finally, a plethora of awesomeness is being released by Elegant Angel this September - "Superstar September" as EA are calling it - for those of us who appreciate high quality, artistic, and fun gonzo. The two I'm most excited about are Kristina Rose is Slutwoman and Buttwoman Returns, with Alexis Texas returning as Buttwoman. I'm a huge fan of Alexis' first Buttwoman, which I watched again last night, and was impressed once again with pretty much everything. Alexis Texas and Kristina Rose just seem to be having so much fun in that first scene...

Anyway, I'm intrigued to see how Kristina carries on the series after Annette Schwarz  pretty much blasted everyone out of the water in her buckwild and crazy efforts as Slutwoman. I watched the first one with Annette, and it wasn't my cup of tea. However, meeting her in person was wonderful, and we had a lovely chat, so I have a soft spot in my heart for her. But back to Kristina - she's my #1 starlet at the moment, and I can't wait to see how she advances her craft. Oh, did I mention Mason directs both of these movies...?

Also released is Eva Angelina's return to the industry post-baby, in Evalutionary, which is my #3 pick out of the bunch. Coming in at #4, by no means last, is Tori Black in Tori Black is Pretty Filthy. Tori is often referred to as The Most Beautiful Woman in Porn, and she is extremely attractive, but I've always been drawn to the performers with slightly "off" looks and heaps of charisma. Tori, I'll still buy the movie, but you may have to wait a couple of paychecks. 

Roll on September...

4 comments:

M.Bug said...

Adam & Eve have been sending me emails constantly (well, it seems) promoting The 8th Day. It sounds pretty good. Also 2040 sounds good and I enjoy seeing Randy Spears, he always makes me laugh.

The Man With No Name said...

Wow I need to figure out where to get the Doomsday + Evil Dead action lol. Some good stuff coming up it looks like lol. What is your biggest online resource for porn info?

Geof said...

That's a list of winners there...ones I certainly will be on the lookout for! Preferably 8th Day.

Gore-Gore Girl said...

Bug: Adam & Eve send me emails all the time too - apparently stuff is free 24-7 over there (yeah, right). Randy is great - I'm just not that big of a fan of his sexual performances (I always do him the honor of watching them though).

Man: I go on Adult Dvd Talk every day to check out new stuff, and go from there. It's a great pint of departure for checking out new releases, classics, trailers, reviews, etc etc etc. And a lot of knowledgeable folks over there.

Geof: Word. Here is a link to the AVN newsletter cover, 8th Day as it's cover feature:http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=489391404&albumID=807090&imageID=6145729

Oh, and the Wicked website has a new cover for 2040 that is *awesome*!!! (Randy included, Bug lady!)

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