This is a scenario that happens in my porn-infested household on a regular basis: while watching a non-porno movie (or "simulated" movies, as I like to call them), the structure, style, or some other intangible element makes you continually think you're watching hardcore porn, or consider the possibilities of its hardcore doppelganger ("porn-ready" in my terminology). Either that, or you wish to god it was hardcore porn because people fucking would be the only thing going for it, but that's a totally different breed.The first installment of this new item is the most porn-ready mainstream simulated film of all time, in my opinion: Hell Comes to Frogtown (Donald G. Jackson, 1988). This is a pure porn-ready film, and I don't feel like offering any explanation. I am absolutely not advocating a remake -- I want the film to stay exactly as it is, just with a sprinkling of hardcore. Nor will I ever advocate remakes or parodies in these little segments -- I am merely participating in dreaming a little dream, and for me, today, that dream is that Hell Comes to Frogtown were XXX.
4 comments:
watched it last year and got the same idea! n fact, there's tons of porn with more involving plots... this was dull.
I remember this flick GGG! It could only become greater with a touch of hardcore.
Exactamundo!
And Jose, shame on you! I was riveted throughout, especially by Rowdy Roddy's "flap." Oh boy, I sure do love this flick.
This is one awesome movie. I definitely agree that a little hardcore would have been nice. Sandahl Bergman is quite good in this film, as she was in Conan the Barbarian, which could have also used a little hardcore.
Steve
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