Top 5 New Releases!

Hi folks! Slow week for new releases this week, but next week's looks pretty swingin' so I'm looking forward to that. Here are my top 5 adult new releases, as submitted to the Movies About Girls podcast!








5. Busty Nurses

"Feelin’ a little under the weather? It’s nothing that a bevy of big-boobed hotties can’t cure! Check out the killer cans and colossal cleavage as these big-tittied beauties take cocks in every hole. There’s nothing that these Busty Nurses won’t do to turn that frown upside down and keep you cummin' all night long!"


I really enjoyed Zero Tolerance's Pussycats, so I feel confident recommending their flicks. Neat theme too, and a great cast (Courtney Cummz directed Pussycats).








4. Looks Like Fun (Dir. Paul Thomas)

"Did ya ever see some young cuties on a sailboat, rubbing tanning oil on each other's firm, smooth bodies, playing cool music and dirty dancing in the hot afternoon sun...and think...wow that looks like fun. Wish I could join 'em. Have you ever been in a store and seen some gorgeous chick in a really short skirt, in her own little sexy world, oblivious to you, and she bends over to pick up whatever and you see that she forgot her panties this morning. She remains bent over for an awfully long time, as if to make sure you see her sweet little hairless snatch peeking at you between her round asscheeks. And you think how you would love to have her right there in the store, right now. The little sexy things that these incredibly beautiful girls do out in public everyday. Do they want you to see, are they teasing you? Well now you can join them...on the boat, at the beauty salon, at the shopping mall, even back at their house. And no more teasing. You do it all with them. Lucky You!!"


What a weird blurb... Anyhoo, PT may have left Vivid, but his flicks continue to come out - they must have a little backlog. PT also has a feature out next week, but there's no information, so I couldn't rightly rec it if I don't know what it is. Anyway, this one looks kinda fun - sex on a boat is nothing to sniff at, and neither is that great cast.



3. Fuck You Sasha Grey (Dir. Belladonna)

"Superstar Sasha Grey may be crossing over into mainstream entertainment, but the bewitching, young porn savant has done some of her most intense erotic performance before Belladonna's camera. Fuck Sasha Grey is composed of five never-released scenes that show both the range of Sasha's lustful talent and the imaginative, diverse art/sex Belladonna is known for. Each of the five scenes presents sexual power exchange, with escalating intensity. Sex with a human-size teddy bear would be almost innocent if not for Sasha's animalistic horniness, which also comes to the fore in a scene in which she portrays a leashed, caged dog. As a tarted up street hooker she entertains two black studs. Two scuzzy orderlies take ultimate advantage of straitjacketed Sasha in her padded cell. In each of those scenes, Sasha displays her deep throat skills and her comely ass gets reamed. And dominant Claire Adams works Sasha over in a humiliating girl-girl S & M session complete with electric shocking, graphically squirting enemas and flooding facials of female ejaculate. There's a bonus scene in which the star takes another double-dicking."


Crikey! Allrighty then - sounds like some typically wild and crazy Belladonna/Sasha stuff. Should be something to pass the time while we wait endlessly for The Awakening of Sasha Grey...(which apparently has a December release date now, but before that is was April, and before that it was various months in 2009, and before that...)



2. Professional Girls (Dir. Eli Cross)

"It's everything you wanted to know about whores and more! Get a XXX hardcore peek into the hottest hooker-john experiences! You'll get exactly what you pay for!"


As you allll know, I love porn movies about sex work. Granted, this probably won't be Amanda By Night, or even Amanda By Night 2 (which is good, by the way), but nevertheless, with this cast and theme, I'm down like a clown.









1. Massive Asses 5 (Dir. Sam No)

Huzzah! You can basically assume (geddit?) that any new Sam No/Mason or similar Elegant Angel release will be in my Top 5, probably #1. I love the Massive Asses series, so I'm looking forward to this one. Check out the Jenny Hendrix/Michael Stefano scene in Massive Asses 2 for a great scene. I hope this one's as good as that. I assume Manuel will be in this one also...

NB. to Elegant Angel - please, please, purty please, list your male performers on the box, or at least in the promotional material! Enquiring minds would love to know!

8 comments:

Eli Cross said...

I wouldn't get too excited about Professional Girls if I were you...

Penthouse cuts any genuine drama or conflict out of your scripts (they pretty much want bubblegum), and I had very little say in the casting, which is porno death.

If you wanna see something I'm genuinely proud of, hit me up for a copy of either Corruption or Upload.

Gore-Gore Girl said...

Mr. Cross! I'm honored you stopped by! Admittedly, this was a slow week, and I know there will be little to no narrative in this, but hey, I'm a sucker for sex work themes.

I have seen Upload, and I regard it very highly - you should be proud of it! It's great, and I know a lot of other porn nerds like myself who mention it in their list of best recent features.

I haven't seen Corruption though (in spite of my nerds urging me to do so), so if you threw one in my direction, I'd love to review it here.

Anonymous said...

"Fuck Sasha Grey" is the scenes from the Awakening vid. All the scenes, no story. Three years in the making...nothing like milking the Grey name during a time she rarely performs anymore.

Gore-Gore Girl said...

Man, I had a feeling something fishy was going on when I read the "straightjacket" scene description. Those motherfuckers!!! I will have to retract/clarify this on the next show. Thanks for letting me know Oh-Anonymous one.

The Guy said...

Corruption is one of the finest features I've seen. Top notch movie with great sex and a really good plot to boot. Definitely recommended.

Gore-Gore Girl said...

Excellent! I'm looking forward to watching it.

BlackSix said...

The Charley Chase and Caroline Pierce scenes in MA5 are pretty excellent (and both feature Mr. Ferrara too).

Gore-Gore Girl said...

Good to hear!

And I don't know how you got the impression I'm interested in Mr. Ferrara... :)

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