Hey folks! Another week, another set of new releases for the Movies About Girls podcast. You all know what my #1 pick will be, but stick around anyway to see what else is in store...
5. Stripper Diaries (Dir. Mike Quasar, Zero Tolerance)
"These pretty pole pros know just how to work the stage and then work your pole even better! Stripping down, shakin' their asses and playin' with their warm snatches, these strippers will tease you with all the right moves! Cum inside and open up the 'Stripper Diaries.'"
I like stuff about sex workers, even though I know this is not going to be a feature, but Tori Black is awesome, I like Zero Tolerance's style (from what I've seen), and so I'm giving it a little rec.
4. Inertia (Dir. Paul Thomas, Vivid)
"Meggan needs to get across town during rush hour to join her boyfriend for a party. Every form of transportation she tries seems to run into some sort of problem brought on by the uncontrollable fuck fever that comes over the drivers in her presence. The taxi crashes, the bus stalls, the boat sinks, the bike breaks…all in great sexy fun!
On taxi, boat, motorcycle, bus and even pedal bike, they've got the need for speed! Megan, Carolyn, Janet and Brooke are four of the fastest girls on wheels, and with Paul Thomas calling the shots and B. Skow at the camera, you get with five of the hottest moving scenes in porn. Sex is the vehicle. Pussy is the driver. Inertia is the result!
Get Ready For The Sexiest Ride Of Your Life!"
Jeez, sex on moving vehicles? That seems like a lot to expect, but I'm interested to find out. I suspect the car, pedal bike, or boat will sink/implode before any fucking begins, but we shall see...
3. The Big Lebowski: A XXX Parody (Dir. Lee Roy Myers, New Sensations)
"From New Sensations, the studio that brought you the AVN Award winning Sex-Comedy, 30 Rock: A XXX Parody, cums a spoof of one of the Biggest cult films of all time - THE BIG LEBOWSKI: A XXX PARODY! IT IS A XXX Parody that dares to bring the world a dirty spoof that is better than good and thorough. It is Great AND thorough! When some horny thugs almost drown Jeffrey Lebowski in his own toilet and leave some splooge on his new VHS Porn tapes (the tapes that really tied his porn collection together), it sets off a Sexy AND Funny chain of events. You will Absolutely get to see coitus, in AND out, the physical act of love, fuckin' A, and some Orgasm-achieving from one of the Biggest Lebowski's you have ever seen! What will happen in THE BIG LEBOWSKI: A XXX PARODY? Will you finally get to witness the true version of Logjammin’, hardcore, the way it was meant to be seen? Will you get to see this horny Dude get his Gutterballs drained? Will the Dude accept Bunny’s offer of Oral Coitus? Will Brandt watch? And will that Cable Repairman finally fix the cable? A resounding YES is the answer to these and other questions in New Sensations’ THE BIG LEBOWSKI: A XXX PARODY!"
I've seen the trailer, and I'm sold.
2. Black in the 80s: The Lost Footage (Antigua)
"Some of the most stunning black women and men from the 1980’s. Big curves, big butts, big stick dicks and a ho lot of sexy passion. Never before seen on DVD. Remember the days!"
I don't remember the days, but I'm interested in seeing this. Men and women of color from the old days don't get enough love, so hopefully this will be something of a "who's who" of the black porn stars of the 80s.
1. Malice in Lalaland (Dir. Lew Xypher, Miss Lucifer Productions)
"An innovative show shot on 35-mm film, for top quality. The story is loosely based on the books by Lewis Carroll "Alice in Wonderland" and "Through the Looking Glass".
A strange world with strange characters, Malice manages to escape from the asylum with the help of Rabbit. During her escape from Queenie and Jabbowski, she has the most sexiest adventures ever.
Innovative packaging too, this comes with a 40 page booklet of set art, story boards and visualisations with DVD enclosed."
Woooot! See my previous blog post for full explanation, but this just looks kick ass.
2 comments:
Judging from the name on the cover for Black in the 80s: The Lost Footage there are not many black people in this. Only Jamela (more known under the name Purple Passion), Ebony Ayes, Jacklyn (if this is Jacklyn Johnson and I would be surprise since she had made only one film and she was not in a sex scene), Billy Dee and Ray Victory are black. Charisma who is featured on the cover is Native American. Some of them didn't really perform in the eighties.
I'm not too negative I hope...
No, not too negative. I had noticed that myself (Ron's name being so high up on cast list...), but figured it might be that they had left lesser known names off the box. Who knows. It might be worth a try, it might be a con. Could easily be the latter.
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