Top 5 New Releases!

Hi folks! Another week of new releases, as provided for the Movies About Girls podcast.

Enjoy!

5. The Private Life of Rebecca Linares (Private)

"Rebecca Linares is one of the world's most popular adult stars. Born in San Sebastian, Spain her latin fire has lit up the cocks of millions of fans all over the globe. Her passion for pleasure is legendary and in this 'Private Life of' retrospective she invites you into her delicious world. Includes an exclusive scene shot especially for this movie and an in depth interview with this sumptuous star."

I love this lady, so in spite of my usual disdain for compilations, I'm actually interested in this one, especially if there's an "in depth interview."

4. Reno 911: A XXX Parody (Dir. Lee Roy Myers, New Sensations)

"New Sensations presents Reno 911: A XXX Parody, the most hilarious and ball draining spoof you will ever witness. These cops are dirty...really really dirty. The Reno Police force is back, but this time they brought backup: the FBI (Fellatio & Boner Injections)! When the funniest & fucking-est cops you know recruit a Busty new Officer, she distracts the team from their serving and protecting...even more. Whether it’s investigating crimes, arresting suspects, going undercover as hookers, chasing roller skaters, having sex with inmates, or smothering breasts with honey and throwing candy at them, it's all in a day's work for this wild bunch. Catch parodies of your favorite Arresting & Molesting officers: Dangle, Clementine, Raineesha, Jones, Junior, Garcia, and Trudi. You have the right to remain horny with Reno 911: A XXX PARODY!"

I saw the trailer for this one, and it actually looks funny and well made. I'm also now on the New Sensations bandwagon (if there is such a thing) and am looking forward to their Big Lebowski parody. They seem to be taking their filmmaking somewhat seriously...gasp!

3. Phat Bottom Girls 3 (Dir. Manuel Ferrara, Evil Angel)

"Lovers of ass unite! Enjoy a movie as full 'o butt as the stretchy jeans worn by the bootieful ladies assembled by Manuel. The common thread is that all five women have pretty faces, tiny waists and big delicious asses. Manuel knows how to make 'em show it off… they bounce and jiggle, shake and wiggle until we've been teased into a state of high ass-anxiety... and then we're relieved as the fleshy femmes get their mouths, pussies and asses crammed full of hard cock courtesy of Manuel and his lucky Euro stud buddies. Kelly Divine's soaking wet pink sheer tights cling to her muscular legs in a poolside romp with anal-ATM overtones and full facial finale. Charley Chase works out in in a gym, showing off her amazing derriere dimples enhanced by her glistening sweat. Her topless jumprope, treadmill and weightlifting routine are the perfect exercises to illustrate how curvy girls with big natural tits can defy gravity. Of course a ferocious Ferrara tit-fuck and a face full o'cum are de rigeur. Shakira look-alike Isis Taylor takes Manuel outdoors and rides his cock to give him and us a close-up view of her soft sumptuous ass cheeks bouncing against his hard meat. Before long she swallows more than her pride when the director fills her mouth with his Creme Francaise. Kelly Devine returns with pal Nikki Sexx to take on a platoon, in this case, four of Europe's most notorious fuckers. How can two girls go up against all that man? It's possible when the two girls have enough tits, pussy and ass to go 'round. For bonus points, Kelly gets penetrated by two cocks at the same time. Not to be outdone, Nikki gets on her knees and takes all four cumshots in her mouth and face, leaving some to drip on her tits and share with Kelly in a wet kiss closer! Brazilian babe Monica Santhiago must be a professional booty shaker. She opens up in some kind of stretchy jeans that fit like panty-hose so she can give herself a butt-wedgie for our close-up viewing joy. She struts and dances in a sexy under-the-shower routine that leaves her ass shiny, wet and ready for some spanking good fun. Next, she works a rainbow colored glass butt plug deep up her ass."

Boy, that's some description! I have wanted to be a porn blurb writer for a while, but I don't know if I could come up with something as electrifying and poetic as this. Anyway, do I need to explain why I recommended this?

2. Husbands Teaching Wives How to Suck Cock (Devil's Film)

"So... The Mrs's use's too much teeth and dosen't know how to juggle the balls! Husbands need to take over and show these bitches how to stroke the shaft and swallow the gravy!!!"

NB. Strangely unnecessary use of the word "bitch"... Anyway, I often bemoan the lack of bi movies that have a set-up/plot, and do not involve men being forced into it (apparently if you're forced, you won't "catch the gay"). This is somewhat down that route, but still has the nagging feeling that there must be some kind of reason for it (in this case, the women aren't doing their job properly). Still, if this is what it takes to get some bi-action into "straight" movies, I guess I'll take it. Maybe it will inch us a little closer to acceptance? Oh, and I like the cover.

1. This Isn't Max Hardcore: A Femdom Parody (Debi Diamond)

"We all know who this isn't... and we will never forget this hot scene. Our Max is worked over good. Gorgeous Kristina Rose has a way, a very verbal way to make Max feel so worthless. He is ass fucked, turned into a wimpy pony boy, she even gets her pretty foot right up his ass. All the while we are treated to some really nice vocals from our young vixen. Damn, it's wrong, and I LOVE IT!"

This isn't so much a film, as a scene, and is only available on VOD. Still, I couldn't resist, due both to theme, and star - gotta love Kristina Rose.